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On the way to school this morning, this was the conversation...

Me: Hey, guys. I'm going to the store this morning. Any requests?

Owen: (without skipping a beat) A squirt gun that you don't have to "cock".

Me: No toys! I'm going to the grocery store!

Owen: OK, then how about LOADS of candy-enough to make it until Halloween?

Me: Right. So, nothing then?

Owen and Emerson: (in unison) No.